Dear anonymous person in the Moberly Wal-Mart,

Marry me.

Eternal love and devotion,

Nanny

No Additional Commentary Required

Yes.

Apostrophe Abuse #2

And the abuse continues, as does my ever-downward spiral into drink. Don’t tell my psychiatrist.

Apostrophe Abuse #1

Happy New Year!  I have returned with a new segment of themed photos I like to call, “Apostrophe Abuse,” where our kind little friend is mistreated, mangled, and slaughtered.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Found in Sturgeon. I didn’t know tattoos possessed business ownership.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Smile! Your idiocy is on display!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dunkin. Oh, oh, Dunkin. How could you. You make my favorite coffee! I eat your doughnuts and sit in your chairs while I update this very blog! This pains me to my very core. It is you, not me.

This is one of those times when I chant “as is are was were be being been” to myself so I don’t grab Sharpies and go on a homicidal spree. Witty raconteurs fail me at this point.

Good grammar could save a life.

I think a crime against the English language was committed here.

Glasgow (the town, not the Scottish Isle, but one day…) sports one of our favorite return offenders.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Say it with me, class:

Two

Different

Words

Did you pass first grade? Do you know how to use spellchecker? WILL THEY NEVER LEARN.

 

Suspicious quotation “marks”

I always question the validity of a word when it is surrounded by quotation marks.